Labour party...

1. C. Attlee (Labour PM 1945-1951) to W. Churchill (Tory PM 1940-1945 & 1951-1955) when meeting in the urinal trough: "Feeling standoffish today, are we, Winston?".
Churchill´s response: "That´s right. Every time you see something big, you want to nationalise it".

2. W. Churchill on Labour policies: "The difference between our outlook and the Socialist outlook on life is the difference between the ladder and the queue. We are for the ladder: Let all try their best to climb. They are for the queue: Let each wait in his place till his turn comes".

3. Labour voters and politicians just do not get it right. For them, the solution to every single problem is always the same: more taxes. So good that Britain spoke loud and clear last Thursday!!!